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Zero Stars Society – Member Since Birth Tee

$39.70 CAD
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Some people are born to shine. Others are born to rate life zero stars and keep it moving. This royal blue Comfort Colors® tee proudly declares your lifetime membership in the “Zero Stars Society,” complete with a vintage-style badge graphic and gloriously unimpressed face. Garment-dyed for that already-loved feel, this shirt is perfect for anyone who’s been over it since day one.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort

  • Relaxed unisex fit

  • Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look

  • Durable print that holds up wash after wash

  • Ideal for daily sarcasm, group photos, and quietly judging everything around you

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Zero Stars Society – Member Since Birth Tee Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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